What woman want

[mite5255]

WHAT WOMEN WANT!

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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question.



Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.



The question: What do women really want?



Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.



He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everybody:

the princess, the priests, the wise men, the court jester.



He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, only she would know the answer.



The price would be high; the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.



The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to accept her price first:



The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!



Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature.



He refused to force his friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.



Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.



He told him that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:



What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.



Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.



And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur total freedom.



What a wedding Gawain and the witch had!



Arthur was torn between relief and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous. The old witch put her worst manners on display, and generally made everyone very uncomfortable.



The honeymoon hour approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful woman he'd ever seen lay before him!



The astounded Gawain asked what had happened.



The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self half the time, and the other half, she would be her beautiful maiden self.



Which would he want her to be during the day, and which during the night?



What a cruel question!



Gawain pondered his predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old witch?



Or would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments?



What would you do?



What Gawain chose follows below, but don't read it until you've made your own choice.







Make YOUR choice BEFORE you read Gawain's answer!















































Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself.



Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.



What is the moral of this story?



The moral is:

If your woman doesn't get her own way,

things are going to get ugly!





~Author Unknown~

[Nudge]

I love it!
How true!!!

[mite5255]

Did you make a choice before you read the answer Nudge

Mike

[Nudge]

I did .... I chose the good one for the day! no one said that you can only have a good time at night!

[mite5255]

I did .... I chose the good one for the day! no one said that you can only have a good time at night!

I cheated and went straight to the answer

[Nudge]

So what do you think you would pick, if you had to?

[mite5255]

So what do you think you would pick, if you had to?

Well I am a shift worker so I'm home during the day quite often, but I'm home at night just as often, wife works a split shift and starts at 05.00 and finishes at 08.00 then restarts at 15.00 and finishes at 16.00 so I would be around the wife mostly during the day when I'm home so i would guess I would pick day time

Guess I'm being rather selfish

Mike

[Jammer]

Beautiful during the daylight hours and keep her in the dark the rest of the time.

[F.C.]

I'd have had her at night. Imagine the amount of sympathy and payback the king would have bestowed upon that poor knight for making such a sacrafice. The whole kingdom would have bent over backward for his every whim..HAHAHA. Afterall... a man works during the day... sometimes ALL DAY. What a nice retreat to come home to with such a hot babe that no man would have even considered to hit on in his absense... HAHAHA.

Thing is... she's a WITCH!! , fellas. Ya'all overlooked that fact. We all are what we are at whatever time we happen to be whatever we are. We all have that choice. For the most part MAN lives his life simple enough to basically be the one thing he cares enough to be. Women, on the other hand, are insatiable at developing multiple personalities. Plus, we all KNOW that women change their minds so frequently no man could ever understand nor even attempt to keep up. Beauty is ony skin deep. As hot as she might appear in bed she's still a WITCH at heart and soul. All women want is to be tapped on a regular basis (one end or the other) and appreciated for her efforts to please him. The day you start slack'n in that department is the day the inner WITCH transforms that outer shell back to her inherant capability... UGLY AND NASTY and won't settle till she's got her man back under control. In all species on this planet the FEMALE is the most devious, treacherous and dangerous overall. What they lack in strength they compensate a million fold in ability to get men to do what they want. The minute they've had enough of your sorry ass is the day you'll come to realize you should have never left yer guard down. I've always been of the philosophy that whatever bleeds for a week straight every month and don't die needs to be watched carefully and not fully trusted.

[bobbydigital]

they shure dont want nothing to do with me lol